Do you push the elevator button more than once? Do you really believe it makes the elevator faster?
I have been known to be a button masher. Do I really think it'll make the car come faster? Not in the slightest. However, I don't like feeling like I am not doing something, so I feel like at least I'm attempting to make it come faster.
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This reminds me of a line from my favorite movie. "You know pusing the button like that doesn't make the elevator come faster" "No, but it makes me feel more involved" from Love and Sex.
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